Go to www.twowheelsblog.com to see just how hard life is for the double F1 World Champion. The allusion to Jorge Lorenzo is about signing up a potential winner when Aussie Casey Stoner departs to Honda-land for 2011.

Define nervous: the state of mind of Ferrari and Alonso’s insurers when he gets on that bike, especially after Michael Schumacher did so well when he tried them out!